13 Clever Ways to Babyproof Your Vacation Rental in Under 10 Minutes

Ever arrived at your vacation rental only to realize it’s a baby hazard minefield?  I’ve got you covered with these genius hacks that’ll turn any place into a baby-safe paradise faster than you can say “where’s my coffee?”

1. Duct Tape is Your New BFF

I know what you’re thinking – duct tape, really? Trust me on this one! This wonder tool can childproof just about anything in seconds. Cabinets refusing to stay shut? Slap some tape on ’em. Drawers being sneaky? Tape ’em closed. It’s not pretty, but it works like a charm and peels off without leaving residue. Win-win!

But here’s the thing – duct tape isn’t just for cabinets and drawers. Use it to secure loose cords to the wall, cover sharp edges on furniture, or even create a makeshift gate at the top of stairs. Just remember to test it on a small, hidden area first to make sure it won’t damage the rental’s surfaces.

2. Pool Noodle Magic

Remember those pool noodles your kids begged for last summer? Time to repurpose them! Cut them lengthwise and slide them onto sharp edges of coffee tables, fireplace hearths, or any other potential head-bumping spots. Instant cushioning that’ll save you from those heart-stopping moments.

But don’t stop there! Use pool noodles to create a barrier under beds or sofas to prevent toys (or babies) from rolling underneath. You can also use them to pad door frames – perfect for those little fingers that love to get caught. And if you’re feeling extra creative, cut them into small circles to use as makeshift outlet covers.

3. Soap Up Those Doorknobs

This one’s a game-changer, ladies. Got a room you absolutely need to keep tiny hands out of? Rub some soap on the doorknob. It makes it super slippery and near impossible for little ones to turn. Just don’t forget and lock yourself out of the bathroom! 

This trick works best with bar soap, but in a pinch, liquid hand soap or even shampoo can do the job. Just be sure to wipe it off before you leave – you don’t want to confuse the next guests! And remember, this isn’t foolproof for older toddlers who might be strong enough to grip despite the slipperiness.

4. Toilet Paper Roll Test

Before you unpack, do a quick sweep with an empty toilet paper roll. If it fits through any gaps or spaces, it’s a choking hazard for your little one. Block those spots with whatever you’ve got on hand – rolled-up towels, stuffed animals, even those trashy magazines you brought for poolside reading.

5. Rubber Band Lockdown

Dig through your junk drawer for some rubber bands before you leave home. They’re perfect for keeping cabinet doors closed. Just loop them around the handles.  This hack works best on cabinet knobs that are close together. For handles that are further apart, try connecting multiple rubber bands. 

6. Painter’s Tape for the Win

Packed some painter’s tape? Smart move! Use it to cover electrical outlets, secure loose cords to baseboards, or even create “do not cross” lines on the floor. It’s like babyproofing and modern art all in one.

7. Pillowcase Slip Covers

Those decorative glass vases or delicate knick-knacks the rental owner left out? Slip pillowcases over them. It’s like an invisibility cloak for breakables. Out of sight, out of mind (and tiny hands).

This trick isn’t just for vases. Use pillowcases to cover table lamps, picture frames, or even small appliances you don’t want curious fingers exploring. For larger items, like floor lamps or tall vases, try using a spare bed sheet. Just remember to uncover everything before you leave!

8. The Great Furniture Shuffle

Channel your inner interior designer and rearrange that furniture! Push the couch against unused electrical outlets, use the coffee table to block off the fireplace, or create a makeshift playpen with chairs and cushions. It’s like Tetris, but with a baby-safe twist.

9. Tupperware to the Rescue

Remember those spare Tupperware containers you threw in the bag “just in case”? Use them to corral small objects like remote controls, coasters, or any other choking hazards you spot. Pop the lid on and voila – baby-proof storage!

Tupperware isn’t just for storage – get creative! Use them as impromptu bath toys, fill them with snacks for on-the-go, or even use them to baby-proof door handles by placing them over round knobs (this works better for older babies who can’t quite grip and turn yet).

10. Hair Tie Hack

Got more hair ties than you know what to do with? (Don’t we all?) Use them to keep cabinet doors closed. Loop them around the handles or knobs. It’s like a tiny workout every time you need a pan!

Hair ties are surprisingly versatile for babyproofing. Use them to bundle cords together, secure rolling toys to prevent them from disappearing under furniture, or even to childproof your suitcase zippers. For extra security on cabinets, try twisting the hair tie for a tighter hold.

11. Blanket Barricades

That pile of extra blankets in the closet? They’re not just for chilly nights. Drape them over low bookshelves, block off under-bed spaces, or use them to pad hard floor areas for those inevitable tumbles.

Blankets can be real multitaskers in babyproofing. Use them to create a soft play area on hard floors, drape them over scratchy outdoor furniture, or roll them up to block gaps under doors. In a pinch, a thick blanket can even serve as a makeshift mattress for a pack-n-play if you’re worried about the rental’s portable crib.

12. Shower Curtain Multitasker

The shower curtain isn’t just for keeping water in the tub. Use it to cover floor-to-ceiling windows (hello, impromptu blackout curtain!), drape it over that tempting entertainment center, or even create a soft landing zone under a high chair.

Shower curtains are waterproof, making them perfect for outdoor use too. Use one as a picnic blanket, a cover for dirty outdoor equipment, or even as a makeshift slip-and-slide on a grassy hill. Just be sure to secure the edges so it doesn’t become a trip hazard.

13. DIY Corner Guards

Forgot to pack those plastic corner guards? No worries! Cut up a pool noodle or fold some washcloths into triangles and secure them with – you guessed it – duct tape. MacGyver would be proud.

When making DIY corner guards, think beyond just tables. Use them on fireplace hearths, windowsills, or even on the corners of kitchen counters. For a more secure fit, try using a hot glue gun (if you have one) instead of tape. Just be sure to test it on a small area first to avoid damaging the rental’s furniture.

There you have it, mamas! With these tricks up your sleeve, you’ll be sipping that hard-earned vacation margarita in no time. Remember, it doesn’t have to be perfect – just safe enough for you to relax and actually enjoy your getaway. Now, who’s ready for some fun in the sun?